Look at those bags under Jakey’s eyes.
Your darling eye guru is mildly depressed, today. Mildly.
Baby mama started a Burmese fitness channel a few days ago. It already has more subscribers, likes, comments than @endmyopia managed in the past three years. Awesome for her, and trying to ignore the many things one could imply from this story.
And who can blame them.
Any wonder that I make fun of clueless eye doctors who gleefully ignore both medical science and common sense? I’m just jealous. At least those guys make money off the kids who’d rather have instant gratification and watch mindless Youtube entertainment all day. Yea kid, glasses are fine. Not your fault, it’s just genetic. Fire up your xbox, and pick up your new lenses on the way out.
I need to go full on weird, eye guru for real, with the pseudoscience and getting cute fruity yoga girl groupies. That’s be all right, wouldn’t it? Sticking with facts and science, boooring. Characters and drama, riveting entertainment, or an instant, guilt-free, no-effort quick fix. That’s what the people want.
Hey. If you’re here and taking care of your eyes, thumbs up for making those gains happen. Also, a new video moment:
Maybe it’s your face and story telling abilities, Jake.
You can cheer me up with thumbs up (or thumbs down, either way) and amusing commentary. Or you know, links to Instagram fitness accounts.
Cheers,
-Jake
