Here we go:

@Sharada took pity on everyone who wanted the Jake-intro video, and was faced with the prospects of 20 minutes of peak cringe ramblings.

She made a shorter version. 9 minutes, rather than 20: YouTube

That’s some serious community contributing. reducing the suffering of those seeking answers for their eyeballs. 

Of course I never encourage making things easier or more tempting for plz-bros. Patience and research and skepticism and understanding underlying theory is all pretty useful for the project of reversing your myopia. Nobody who will only do “the stepzzz” is all that likely to succeed. Last thing we need is half committed casual tinkerers monkeying with diopters and then blaming us for their resulting misfortunes. So … in ole Jakey’s tiny mind, not much is lost by guarding the entrance to the temples with some rambles and dubiosities.

Either way. 9 minutes, far more tolerable than 20. Thanks @Sharada!