Optometry Student: We Don’t Give A FUU#%$
Ok, so …
This one here might be a bit disconcerting to some among us. The ones in particular with soft hearts and big eyes and open minds and high hopes for humanity not irradiating […]
CRISPR Gene Editing To Reverse Myopia – Breakthrough
CRISPR gene editing. Aka. it’s obvious yikes time again, darlings.
If you’re not familiar, CRISPR is the latest buzz-word for gene editing and all of the Internet unicorn farming nonsense that brings out every last […]
Let’s Get Real: Myopia Is A Money Making, Big Fat Corporate LIE
In this post we’ll discover how a 9 year old boy beat myopia. First though you’ll have to make it through a beardly rant-sermon, because nothing in this world is free.
Darlings.
Dearest of darling kittehs. It […]
How To Get Free LASIK Surgery
Got an interesting e-mail from a darling reader. Free LASIK surgery offer from his insurance company.
Isn’t that swell?
Ask yourself this: When’s the last time an insurance company has literally contacted *you* offering to pay for […]
Eye Yoga Youtube Exercises To Improve Your Eyesight
Eye yoga eye exercises to improve your eyesight, right here. Om shanti, kittehs.
This post is mainly for those who may stumble across this page while searching for eye yoga exercises, hoping for some mystical […]
Optometrist Knows About Vision Improvement, Refuses To Talk
We occasionally make fun of optometry here. Clueless lens sellers, etc etc. It’s easy and amusing. But really, do you think that all of them are really all that clueless about what’s actually going on? […]
Optometrist: Not Going To Increase Your Prescription
Some days the Facebook group is a great place.
Days when new members post stories about their myopia journey, how their diopters kept increasing, and in many cases how the mainstream may just play the key […]
New Glasses: Massive Eye Pain!
Have you ever left the optometrist’s office with new glasses, and your eyes hurting like never before?
“Oh you’ll get used to it”, they tell you.
If you were to ask a sagely bearded eye guru, he’d […]
Myopia, Glasses, Destroyed Vision: Did They Hack You?
Ever been to the zoo, see broken looking wild animals in their cages?
You’re thinking, nobody goes to the zoo anymore Jake. Don’t be melodramatic about some patchy old depressed looking toothless tiger in some five […]