Recently a kindly old tottery bearded sage asked readers and Facebook group members to share their thoughts of endmyopia, on some review site.

Which readers?  These readers:

Just a few tens of thousands.

And these Facebook group members:

10,000+ interactions.  Lively.

So old beardly dude goes, hey.  Write a quick review for endmyopia on Trustpilot.  Add a bit to the general public credibility factor.  Literally 1-2 minutes of your time, yo.  

Guess how many darlings deigned to spend 1-2 minutes to help endmyopia out?  Out of all those thousands of happy freeloaders using the site, making all those free 20/20 gains?  

1-2 minutes to contribute to the thousands of hours of eye guru time, old man shuffling around barefoot on the cold stone floors of the old temple, one finger pecking the keyboard of his 1980’s PC, answering all your ridiculous questions every day?

Brace yourself, here we go, the grand tally of endmyopia support to date:

EIGHT.  

Eight.  F***ing.  Reviews.

The people hath spoken.  Yo Jake, wut you wants.  You’s not a hot chick on Instagram. 

Cheers,

-Whoever, dumb hippie who isn’t a hot chick on Instagram