Teh Astigmatizms: Retail Optometry Bets That You’re Retarded
And if they're right, then you'll give them money. What an awesome business! Yes, astigmatism is (largely) a thing created by retail optometry. If you're not new here and already understand basic vision biology, then this may come as no surprise. Getting "your eyes checked" is the most basic sales ploy of all sales ploys. You could literally have 20/15 vision without glasses, and you'll STILL be sold something: The f*ckwittery of retail optometry truly knows no bounds. It's almost as if somebody out there [...]
Usman: 20/20 Vision With No Glasses
It takes time to get all the way back to 20/20. Also, you little sloppy dirty hippy heathens, the blog image is very clearly not photoshopped. Sergeant Warbeard Jake WILL NOT TOLERATE BACKTALK FROM YOU MEOW-SERS! SIR YES SIR! Oh shut it Jake, you're thinking. Either way. 20/20 done the right way takes time. More time than having your corneas butchered by lasers, more time than popping in some contact lenses. Though less time than doing eye exercises (for which the time to get back [...]
Sean’s Take – Endmyopia & Improving Eyesight (Video)
Video, kittehs. Moar video! I've been asking our fellow myopia dissidents to try out video for talking about their 20/20 gains. Not easy getting those, understandably. Unless you're a teenager hoping to hit the Youtube gold, or an extrovert narcissist, sitting in a room by yourself while talking at a lens isn't the most natural thing. Just look at the first 50 of your favorite Jakey's videos, pretty obviously not quite comfortable with that whole process. And yet. Dahhhlings. People love video. Even the old [...]
CRISPR Gene Editing To Reverse Myopia – Breakthrough
CRISPR gene editing. Aka. it's obvious yikes time again, darlings. If you're not familiar, CRISPR is the latest buzz-word for gene editing and all of the Internet unicorn farming nonsense that brings out every last idiot on the Interwebz. Yay. And let's get straight into how CRISPR relates to myopia, and myopia reversal and vision improvement. First, we've got myopia. Standard every day myopia. And as we all know, myopia is a genetic condition, as we're told reliably by retail optometry and their unbiased lens-sales [...]
Eye Exercises For Myopia – MUST READ Before Trying!
Eye exercises for myopia are the single most searched term on Google when searching for improving eyesight methods. Eye exercises. For myopia. It's a good hunch. Now first, for some context. I myself used to have -5.00 diopter myopia, over -1.00 diopters of astigmatism, and was basically blind as a bat without glasses. Blind, darlings. Today writing this I have exactly zero diopters of anything, no myopia, no astigmatism, no nothing. The entirety of retail optometry can go blow a collective goat. They're getting exactly [...]
FAQ: High Myopia & Lots Of Close-Up
Does high myopia (or any myopia really), and a lot of close-up work make it impossible to reverse your myopia? That's a definite frequently asked question. The answer to this is simple: If you don't have an endless screen addiction you're feeding outside of work hours, you will be fine. This caveat is a big one, since most of us have a giant addiction to staring at screens. Here's Kasmin's issue, and Brenda's experience: Work is fine, constant recreational screen use is a problem. Our [...]