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Starting Point: -6 To -8 Diopters

This isn’t super awesome, mostly just because it’ll take you a little while to make it back to 20/20.

Which one could say, is actually kind of awesome.  So far all the so-called professionals and doctors have been telling you that nothing at all can be done about your bug-eyed level of shortsightedness.  They say suck it up, you’re a genetic dumpster fire.  Give us your credit card, you tragic aberation, and buy these here glasses.  

And then you end up on this page anyway, skeptical ideally, open-minded, hopefully.  

Then you start finding out that retail optometry knows that minus lenses cause myopia and that myopia in most cases isn’t an illness at all.  Myopia is usually nothing more than a refractive state, meaning that your eyes simply adapted to both strain (from close-up) and stimulus (of the wrong kind, from minus lenses).  

Oops.  And you may look and find more and more articles on the subject, realizing that you’re neither hopeless, nor broken.

That part isn’t really in question, at least not once you explore a bit of the clinical science and studies that can easily be found on Google Scholar.  The real question is, is Cooky VonJakenstein off his regal rocker, or is this particular dirty stock trader and capitalist Schweinehund on to something, with all this talk about reversing myopia?

This is the question.  Is endmyopia just more Internet unicorn farming, or is it the real deal?

Spoiler alert, at the very least it’s run by a amusingly deranged creature of the beard.

But whatever.  What counts is results, and so let’s look at some results for those who started out just like you:

-6 To -8 Diopter Progress Updates

From 20/50 To 20/20, Angry Optometrist, & More

Dearest darling kittehz. It's time for the weekly progress reports update, which is turning more into a sometimes-eventually progress reports udate. I need to hire somebody to post these.  There's really no way otherwise that they're getting done on a regular enough basis.  We get so, SO many progress reports (I love them all, please do keep them coming) and I'm inundated by an endless list of pesky other tasks to do for endmyopia. Hey Jake, [...]

Eva: My Optometrist Knows About Endmyopia! (and lots of gains reports)

Let's try again today the new tradition of weekly-ish updates of darling kitteh improvement reports. First up, Eva: What can I say ... This isn't the first or only time I've heard of this.   It seems to be getting more frequent as of late, which has to make one wonder.  Is it just some synchronicity or magic of the universe, or are we really seeping into mainstream consciousness? And here, while this isn't quite an [...]

Conny: -3.25 Down To -1.75 D

Ok, so ... Your most favorite and ever wise and sagely barefooted guru has been wanting to post some of the more recent videos for you, here in the bloglet.   It's something I keep looking forward to.  But then every day (every. single. day!) we keep being interrupted by all these pesky gainz reports. Like Conny: Interruptions. And I have to post them here for you. Since it's just the sort of thing that most [...]

Video: Leah Improving From -8.00 To -5.75 Diopters

Well hello there. Today a video improvement update. This one is from Leah, who beyond graciously devoted some time to do a video update and post it on the murky swamps known as the YouTubes.   Love video reviews!  Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvfMNURodu4 Pretty awesome. These make my day. For this endmyopia project I spend so much time staring at screens and text and e-mails and social media posts and questions from all over.  It's all [...]

Two Year Progress: -7.50 Reduced To -4.50

Here we go, another progress report. Rare but also nice, today's update is from our YouTube comment section.  Yes, that comment section.  Yikes.  To be honest an old barefooted Guru VonTotterface doesn't spend a lot of time reading YouTube comments but luckily today we did look at the notifications. And wouldn't you know it, we got some gains report happening: Nice ones at that. Mostly YouTube comments are plzzz-bros asking diopter specific advice or teh steeeepz. Once [...]

Amanda: -8.00 & -2.25 Cyl (!) Reduced To -5.75 & NO Astigmatism

Is astigmatism real, Jakey?  Can I reverse my astigmatism, Jake?  Can I?  Can I, though???????? This, a question that's one of the many recurring themes in an old guru's inbox.  Nevermind that there's an entire separate category here just on astigmatism or the countless improvement reports discussing astigmatism reversal. Because honestly, reading.  What a bore. A beard shrugged. None of this applies to you because you're fully old school, reading written words and whatnot.  You even [...]