Why You Are Nearsighted: An Animation

We just won't know when to quit.

Jake Steiner

Jun 29,2021 · 1 min read

Here’s our second little clip, following up on our very first animation – “why your eyesight keeps getting worse“.

Short and to the point:

Will this attract too many mouth-breathers?   (can we still say that?)

And children who really need to involve their parents, and not take 1 minute animations as a queue to mess with their eyeballs?

Are we honestly better off behind obscure rants and rambles with Jake VonCrumpleface?

Yes.  Yes we probably are.

And yet because we love bad ideas and because your favorite beardly sage follows every new shiny thread like it’s going to be our future salvation (vs. more likely, undoing) … we’ll do more of these animation videos.

Also they’re not cheap.

Also go make some 20/20 gains.


Head Illustration Procurer And Voice-Over-er


Jake Steiner

Reformed stock trader. Kite surfer, pilot, vagabond. Father. And of course - the last of the living, imaginarily bearded eye gurus.

Topic:  Myopia

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