Most people don’t have a problem with floaters.

And for those who do, I generally don’t have answers.  Ye ole guru deals with myopia only, not anything else related to eyesight or biology or really, anything at all.

Go see an ophthalmologist if you have floaters. 

And see this video.  It’s floating around on the Internet:

There.  Nobody is going to accuse me of making serious or quality content.

Go forth, make some 20/20 gains.

-Jake